As it is written: "When life just can't wait"

[michaelboy]

This vending machine in the men's restroom at the Ohio Valley Mall has the oddest selection/combination of 75 cent items.

Okay, it must be THE pre-date place for spontaneous one-stop primping. Breath freshener, followed by a cologne and the "feel good protection" afforded by a condom -- not to be outdone by a "FLICK IT, SCORE AND WIN" game. (Which at first glance, seems to read differently along with "stoopid" inuendo)




And finally an analgesic when things don't go well.

But really...Who carries around that many quarters?